Author: Jim Schindler

For the past six years, my column, “Schindler Sez”, has been featured in several local newspapers. It has truly been

A lot of people go on about thingsthey know nothing about. Who’s HeResearch by the University of Gothenburg in Sweden,

I couldn’t think of a damn thing for Schindler to Sez today. The GipperPhil, an avid Notre Dame fan and

If you follow the herd, sooner or later your shoes are going to stink as bad as your decision to

Did you ever wonder what a full moon is full of? Three“Martin,” a friend asked, “how many kids do you

The only time you have to worry what someone thinks of you is if they’re paying your bills. ClintOne of

Babies, old ladies, dogs and mosquitoes love me. Does that mean I’m loveable? PotAccording to a preliminary study of casual

If you’re not the problem,you’ll have very few. The Death of an Irishman(A friend told me this story and swore

Rules we don’t agree with… are always stupid. The Little OuthouseI lived on a farm,Many years ago,That had a little

If most folks polished themselves like they do their shoes…they’d be well polished. RestingWhen I walked into the barbershop to

Tomorrow never comes and today never goes. The Quite OneMany, many years ago, when I was a young man, my

I love horses…but not horses asses. No-See-UmsChina, who is potentially one our greatest adversaries, is modernizing and increasing the size

You don’t have to be a fisherman to know when something smells fishy. The TubIn the Cialis ads, a man

I thought about being Jewish, but they passovered me. CaringThe people who make a difference in your life are not

If you don’t know what you’re talking aboutkeep your damn mouth shut. God’s GiftsSnowcapped mountains,Starry nights,Blue-green seas,Eagle’s flights. Valley’s lilies,Smell

If your bucket has a hole in it, get a new one. Thomas JeffersonApril 13th is Thomas Jefferson’s birthday.The following

Do cuckoo clocks drive you cuckoo or nuts? ThemselvesOccasionally, I read about people who take a year or so off

Before you say something, ask yourself, “Is this going to make things better?” The KitchenI don’t know if New Jersey’s

My Angel is a Guardian The Snow AngelWe built a wonderful snowman,Right next to our home.Put a snow lady beside

A closed mouth eats no crow.(I’ve run this once before, but I have a couple of friends who need a

If you want to get along swimmingly… don’t swim upstream. Moms Away!Recently, Phil and Marjorie lost their daughter, Laura, whose

Nobody’s perfect. Not even those who think they are! Where have all the Singers gone?I watch a few talent shows,