Author: Jim Schindler

For the past six years, my column, “Schindler Sez”, has been featured in several local newspapers. It has truly been an enjoyable experience and hopefully, from time to time, it has put a smile on your face and gave you something ... Read more

A lot of people go on about thingsthey know nothing about. ... Read more

I couldn’t think of a damn thing for Schindler to Sez today. ... Read more

If you follow the herd, sooner or later your shoes are going to stink as bad as your decision to follow the herd. ... Read more

Did you ever wonder what a full moon is full of? ... Read more

The only time you have to worry what someone thinks of you is if they’re paying your bills. ... Read more

Babies, old ladies, dogs and mosquitoes love me. Does that mean I’m loveable? ... Read more

If you’re not the problem,you’ll have very few. ... Read more

Rules we don’t agree with… are always stupid. ... Read more

If most folks polished themselves like they do their shoes…they’d be well polished. ... Read more

Tomorrow never comes and today never goes. ... Read more

I love horses…but not horses asses. ... Read more

You don’t have to be a fisherman to know when something smells fishy. ... Read more

I thought about being Jewish, but they passovered me. ... Read more

If you don’t know what you’re talking aboutkeep your damn mouth shut. ... Read more

If your bucket has a hole in it, get a new one. ... Read more

Do cuckoo clocks drive you cuckoo or nuts? ... Read more

Before you say something, ask yourself, “Is this going to make things better?” ... Read more

My Angel is a Guardian ... Read more

A closed mouth eats no crow.(I’ve run this once before, but I have a couple of friends who need a reminder.) ... Read more

If you want to get along swimmingly… don’t swim upstream. ... Read more

Nobody’s perfect. Not even those who think they are! ... Read more