For the past six years, my column, “Schindler Sez”, has been featured in several local newspapers. It has truly been an enjoyable experience and hopefully, from time to time, it has put
A lot of people go on about things
they know nothing about.
Research by the University of Gothenburg in Sweden, has shown that women prone to anxiety and easily stressed out, were
I couldn’t think of a damn thing for Schindler to Sez today.
Phil, an avid Notre Dame fan and his wife had little difficulty choosing a middle name for their newborn son. It was
If you follow the herd, sooner or later your shoes are going to stink as bad as your decision to follow the herd.
The Big Wiener
Tyson Foods is buying Hillshire Brands, (the maker of Ball Park hot
Did you ever wonder what a full moon is full of?
“Martin,” a friend asked, “how many kids do you have?”
“How many do you want?”
The only time you have to worry what someone thinks of you is if they’re paying your bills.
One of my favorite movie stars is Clint Eastwood. He has always been his own man who thinks
Babies, old ladies, dogs and mosquitoes love me. Does that mean I’m loveable?
According to a preliminary study of casual marijuana users, there were differences in the two brain areas
What do carpenter ants build?
In Two Brother’s Bar
With a five cent beer,
And a ten cent cigar
“The next one’s on me,”
Said the one brother,
If you’re not the problem,
you’ll have very few.
The Death of an Irishman
(A friend told me this story and swore it was the truth. I enhanced it a little and changed the names to protect
Rules we don’t agree with… are always stupid.
The Little Outhouse
I lived on a farm,
Many years ago,
That had a little outhouse,
Where I used to go.
With a Sears catalog,
That I loved to
If most folks polished themselves like they do their shoes…they’d be well polished.
When I walked into the barbershop to get a haircut, my barber Skip, was sitting there with
Tomorrow never comes and today never goes.
The Quite One
Many, many years ago, when I was a young man, my favorite hangout was a great little bar called, “Tony’s Tap.” On one of
I love horses…but not horses asses.
China, who is potentially one our greatest adversaries, is modernizing and increasing the size of their armed forces. At the same time, the Obama
You don’t have to be a fisherman to know when something smells fishy.
In the Cialis ads, a man and woman are sitting in separate bath tubs. It seems to me that if that stuff really
I thought about being Jewish, but they passovered me.
The people who make a difference in your life are not the ones with the most credentials, the most money, or the most awards, they simply
If you don’t know what you’re talking about
keep your damn mouth shut.
If your bucket has a hole in it, get a new one.
April 13th is Thomas Jefferson’s birthday.
The following is a quote by John F. Kennedy.
“I think this is the
Do cuckoo clocks drive you cuckoo or nuts?
Occasionally, I read about people who take a year or so off to find themselves. Hmmm, I wonder where they lost themselves. I never lost myself.
Before you say something, ask yourself, “Is this going to make things better?”
I don’t know if New Jersey’s Governor, Chris Christie, can stand the heat…but
My Angel is a Guardian
The Snow Angel
We built a wonderful snowman,
Right next to our home.
Put a snow lady beside him,
So he wouldn’t be alone.
Throughout the winter,
When the wind did blow,
A closed mouth eats no crow.
(I’ve run this once before, but I have a couple of friends who need a reminder.)
On Valentine’s Day,
Give her a bouquet,
A dozen roses,
Would make her day.
If you want to get along swimmingly… don’t swim upstream.
Recently, Phil and Marjorie lost their daughter, Laura, whose loves were Florida, Siesta Key, and the gulf. Shortly
A verbal agreement isn’t worth the paper it’s written on.
Toronto can’t a-Ford him
Rob Ford, mayor of Toronto, admitted smoking crack cocaine. He also admitted he had a drinking
Nobody’s perfect. Not even those who think they are!
Where have all the Singers gone?
I watch a few talent shows, like my favorite “America’s Got Talent” and I notice in
The older the violin…the more its worth.
Thank God, Thanksgiving comes only once a year. If I gobbled any more often, I’d look like a stuffed turkey.
But please folks,