Author: Jim Schindler

November is the only month people don’t mind getting the bird. RedskinsI don’t understand all the fervor over the name Redskins, as in the Washington Redskins. Hell…I’d be honored if they’d named them after me and . . . Read More

A kind word is never forgotten. The PoliticianDid you hear that Smith & Wesson came out with a new gun? It’s called the “Politician.” It won’t work and you can’t fire it. . . Read More

Don’t worry about the dead ones in the cemetery…it’s the live ones that will bury you. The ScariestWho’s the scariest of them all,The goblins or the ghosts?The monsters or the booger man,Which one scares us the most? . . Read More

My wife loses a lot of things… until she finds them. The QuizI pulled into Mike’s to get my car washed and said to the attendant, “If you guess why I’m washing my car, I’ll give you ten bucks.”“Because . . . Read More

My wife loses a lot of things…until she finds them. The QuizI pulled into Mike’s to get my car washed and said to the attendant, “If you guess why I’m washing my car, I’ll give you ten bucks.”“Because . . . Read More

The computer takes more blame for the operators’ mistakes than they do. I suppose it’s because, unlike the operator, the computer doesn’t have to listen to the complainers crap! LotsTrudy, a very substantial woman and a waitress . . . Read More

If you buy just what you need and not what you want, you’d have a lot less needs. LifersThe Ohio prosecutor, who jokingly filed a criminal indictment against the groundhog, Punxsutawaney Phil, for fraudulently predicting an early spring, . . . Read More

Why do those who understand not what they say, say so much? On a RollDid you read about the team of students, at Purdue University, who won a $20,000 prize for creating a biodegradable fireworks casing out of corn that is lighter and less expensive . . . Read More

It doesn’t matter which way you go, as long as you get there. Just the Bare FactsThe Supreme Court recently ruled that people charged with minor offenses, like traffic violations or public intoxication, can be strip searched, even if there . . . Read More

When you do nothing… nothing happens. April ShowersApril showers bring May flowers,We’ve heard the poets say.But I love it when the sun does shine,And drive the rain away. Oh, April showers; I love your flowers,They’re such a . . . Read More