LIFERS – SCHINDLER SEZ

If you buy just what you need and not what you want, you’d have a lot less needs.

Lifers
The Ohio prosecutor, who jokingly filed a criminal indictment against the groundhog, Punxsutawaney Phil, for fraudulently predicting an early spring, must have gotten a lot of pressure from the local meteorologists. If they were indicted every time they screwed-up, they’d all be lifers!

Bill
Recently, Hillary announced her support for gay marriage. I don’t blame her. That might be more satisfying than dealing with Bill.

Go Figure
The global warming enthusiasts claim the recent record snow falls and the severe winter weather, in many parts of the country, had nothing to do with global warming. Let me get this straight. Are they saying, when it gets colder, the earth is getting warmer? Sounds logical to me! Go figure!