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SCHINDLER SEZ: UNDER THE COVER & ZAP ZAP

Have you ever seen a willow weep?

Under the Cover
On Valentine’s Day
Treat your lady sweet,
Send her some flowers,
And take her to eat.

Look in her eyes,
Tell her you love her,
Then in no time,
It’s under the cover.

Zap…Zap
Today at Mass, Steve took a finger monkey from one of the neighbor kids sitting next to him, put it on his finger and began waving it at them, much to their delight. The only finger wave anyone ever gave me, if he did in church, God would have zapped him!

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Jim Schindler

A graduate of John Carroll University and a successful businessman, the founder/ CEO of Bandido's Mexican restaurants. Jim writes the "Schindler Sez" column in the newspaper. He also authors a series of books of short, true, and humorous stories. > Read Full Biography > More Articles Written By This Writer