SCHINDLER SEZ: DEAR GOD & ROAD APPLES

If the violence and fights were outlawed from hockey…there wouldn’t be near as many hockey puckers around.

Dear God,
Why do you allow so much violence in our schools?
~A concerned student
Dear Student,
I’m no longer allowed in the schools.
~God

Road Apples
Recently I read an article in the paper, written by a man complaining about the road apples (aka horse droppings) on the back roads of Monroe, Indiana. He wanted some sort of a regulation, which would require the Amish to outfit their horses with “catchers” or “baggers” for the horse poop to fall into. If that’s the worst of his worries, I have one piece of advice for that guy, “Bag it!”