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If home is where one hangs their hat, does that mean a hatless person homeless?

Complete and Finished
In a recently held linguistic competition in London and attended by the best linguist in the world, Samsundar Balgobin, a Guyanese, man was the clear winner with a standing ovation that lasted over five minutes.
The final question was: How do you explain the difference between COMPLETE AND FINISHED, in a way that is easy to understand? Some people say there is no difference.

Here is his amazing answer. “When you marry the right woman, you are COMPLETE. When you marry the wrong woman, you are FINISHED. And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are COMPETELY FINISHED!”

“Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance and the gospel of envy; its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery.”
~Winston Churchill

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A graduate of John Carroll University and a successful businessman, the founder/ CEO of Bandido's Mexican restaurants. Jim writes the "Schindler Sez" column in the newspaper. He also authors a series of books of short, true, and humorous stories. > Read Full Biography > More Articles Written By This Writer