November is the only month people don’t mind getting the bird.

I don’t understand all the fervor over the name Redskins, as in the Washington Redskins. Hell…I’d be honored if they’d named them after me and they wouldn’t even have to give me any firewater!

Whip Cream
Recently, Justin Bieber threatened a neighbor who complained about his driving. Would someone please tell his neighbor not to worry? If the truth were known, Bieber couldn’t whip cream!

The Girls
Whenever the girls,
Together get,
The gossip flies,
There’s no end to it.
If you weren’t there,
I’m sure you knew,
The rumors and gossip,
Were all about you.
~Jim Schindler

The Dirty Dog
When I told my dog to sit…he pooped on the carpet.

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Jim Schindler

A graduate of John Carroll University and a successful businessman, the founder/ CEO of Bandido's Mexican restaurants. Jim writes the "Schindler Sez" column in the newspaper. He also authors a series of books of short, true, and humorous stories. > Read Full Biography > More Articles Written By This Writer