THE CUT – SCHINDLER SEZ

You don’t have to be a fisherman to know when something smells fishy.

The Tub
In the Cialis ads, a man and woman are sitting in separate bath tubs. It seems to me that if that stuff really works, they’d be in the same tub.

Even Me
I’m not knocking Shelly or Keats,
But understanding their poetry, can be quite a feat.
Mine are as simple as they can be,
So everyone can understand them…even me!

The Cut
When Skip, my soon to be world famous barber, finished cutting his dad’s hair, he asked, “How do you like it?
“It looks good,” dad replied, “but you can’t make a race horse out of a jackass.”

Charity is not part of the legislative duty of a government.
~James Madison (father of our constitution)

My Roses
My roses are wilting
My violets are dead
My billfold’s as empty,
As a politician’s head.