HUMPTY DUMPTY – SCHINDLER SEZ
The computer takes more blame for the operators’ mistakes than they do. I suppose it’s because, unlike the operator, the
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Author: Jim Schindler
LIFERS – SCHINDLER SEZ
If you buy just what you need and not what you want, you’d have a lot less needs. LifersThe Ohio
Read MoreON A ROLL – SCHINDLER SEZ
Why do those who understand not what they say, say so much? On a RollDid you read about the team
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THE POLITICIAN – SCHINDLER SEZ
A kind word is never forgotten. The PoliticianDid you hear that Smith & Wesson came out with a new gun?
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THE OBVIOUS – SCHINDLER SEZ
A cutting remark never heals. The ObviousDid you ever get the feeling that a lot of our congressmen vote for
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70 IS THE NEW 30 – SCHINDLER SEZ
I can guarantee that the person who said, “Seventy is the new thirty,” has never been seventy. Less MeatPedro Quezada,
Read MoreFATHER’S DAY – SCHINDLER SEZ
We are all entitled to our opinions…no matter how erroneous. DadWhen I was a boy,My dad was king,He could do,Almost
Read MoreMEMORIAL DAY – SCHINDLER SEZ
It doesn’t matter which way you go, as long as you get there. Just the Bare FactsThe Supreme Court recently
Read MoreSCHINDLER SEZ – MOTHER’S DAY
Are hockey fans…puckers? The AssOn Palm Sunday, Jesus rode into Jerusalem on an ass, followed by a procession of his
Read MoreSCHINDLER SEZ – APRIL SHOWERS
When you do nothing… nothing happens. April ShowersApril showers bring May flowers,We’ve heard the poets say.But I love it when
Read MoreSCHINDLER SEZ: THE RETIREMENT & ARBOR DAY
Why is Greenland mostly iceand Iceland mostly green? The RetirementThe fifteenth of April,Is National Tax Day,What you worked so hard
Read MoreSCHINDLER SEZ: COMPLETE AND FINISHED & SOCIALISM
If home is where one hangs their hat, does that mean a hatless person homeless? Complete and FinishedIn a recently
Read MoreSCHINDLER SEZ: THE BOOT
The BootConnolly is me Irish friend,He’s as Irish as can be.“What happened to your O,” I asked,The O’ in O’Connolly?
Read MoreSCHINDLER SEZ: ON OR OFF, THE MAD HUNTER & GO IRISH
Beer: helping shy people dancefor over 7000 years. On or OffPro and college football players have been accused of using
Read MoreSCHINDLER SEZ: DEAR GOD & ROAD APPLES
If the violence and fights were outlawed from hockey…there wouldn’t be near as many hockey puckers around. Dear God,Why do
Read MoreSCHINDLER SEZ: UNDER THE COVER & ZAP ZAP
Have you ever seen a willow weep? Under the CoverOn Valentine’s DayTreat your lady sweet,Send her some flowers,And take her
Read MoreSCHINDLER SEZ: PAPAL PARDON, BANKS FAIL & THE SCRATCH
The problem with getting a fat head…is your hat won’t fit anymore. The Papal PardonPaolo, the Pope’s personal butler, received
Read MoreSCHINDLER SEZ: FRUITCAKE & THE ZACK ATTACK
The truth will always be the truth…no matter how much the politicians lie. Fruitcake AnyoneDid you read about the guy
Read MoreSCHINDLER SEZ: THE WICKED BIBLE, CZARS & POOR DEVILS
Don’t swim against the tide or pee into the wind. In the first case, you won’t get anywhere and in
Read MoreSCHINDLER SEZ: GOBBLED
Schindler Sez… It will take more than a GPS toget you to heaven GobbledI detest Thanksgiving,Serve the stuffing’s no more.The
Read MoreSCHINDLER SEZ: NOCALL, THE OICTURE & THE ALMIGHTY DOLLAR
You don’t have to be handsome or pretty, to be a beautiful human being. No CallStan asked me my phone
Read MoreSCHINDLER SEZ: RIGHT & LEFT, NO BULL & HALLOWEEN MOUSE
It is better to have it and not need it…than it is to need it and not have it. The
Read MoreSCHINDLER SEZ: ON DEPLANE & MAME
There is an olde saying that goes, “You can’t teach an old dog new tricks.” I beg to differ. You
Read MoreSCHINDLER SEZ: SIM’S MEMORY, BARE FACTS & TRUE LOVE
Schindler Sez… It doesn’t matter which way you go, as long as you get there. The Skivvie on Sim’s Fondest
Read MoreSCHINDLER SEZ: NUTS, THE POT & WONDERFUL
Everybody likes to laugh…but no one likes to be laughed at. NutsIn vaudeville days, the cheapest and rowdiest seats in
Read MoreSCHINDLER SEZ: THE INVITATION & THE SHRINKAGE
When you’re employed,you’re more employable. The InvitationMillie, Helen and Irene’s friend, passed away. Shortly afterward, Helen’s children were planning a
Read MoreSCHINDLER SEZ: BIG JOHN & A FASHION LESSON
Bad mouths have broken many a nose. The Horse & The Ass My nephew, Dougie, sent me the following quote
Read MoreSCHINDLER SEZ: SORRY, THE KETCHUP & I KNOW JACK
The deal’s not done until thecheck clears the bank. SorryIf you drink regular or diet pop, I can promise two
Read MoreSCHINDLER SEZ: U.S.A.
What do tornados have againsttrailer parks? A Quote to remember on July 4thThis Nation will remain the land of the
Read MoreSCHINDLER SEZ: FATHER’S DAY, THE SMART PHONE, AMBER
You don’t have to own a donkey to kick a_ _. Father’s DayOn June 19th,Don’t forget dad,If it wasn’t for
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