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April 23, 2010 Jim Schindler

If you never had any bad times…you’ve never lived!

I’ll Kill Ya

Rachel’s dad was fifty years older than she was. Several times she told him that he better not die before she got married, because she wanted him to walk her down the aisle.

One day, when the subject again came up, she blurted out, “Dad, you better not die before I get married…or I’ll kill ya!”

By Hook or by Crook

Because a politician got elected doesn’t mean that he/she was the smartest or most qualified candidate. It just means that, either by hook or by crook, they got the most votes!

The Tiger

It’s a jungle out there…even for the “Tiger,” and I ain’t lion.

Lary’s Definition

Viagra: a combination of Miracle Grow and Fix a Flat!

Sneezles

When most people sneeze, they sneeze once or twice. Some folks sneeze two or three times. Anyone who sneezes more than that obviously has the sneezles!

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A graduate of John Carroll University and a successful businessman, the founder/ CEO of Bandido's Mexican restaurants. Jim writes the "Schindler Sez" column in the newspaper. He also authors a series of books of short, true, and humorous stories.

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