SCHINDLER SEZ
Truth: a word foreign to most politicians.
The Nice Trooper
Indiana State Trooper, Andy, was taking a young man to jail for DUI.
“You sure are a nice guy,” the intoxicant said.
“What makes you say that?” Andy asked.
“Cause you didn’t Faser me.”
“You mean Taser?”
“No man, Faser, that’s what we call it in the hood.”
“What’s your name?” Andy asked.
“James Bond.”
“James Bond, are you sure?”
“Yes sir, that’s my name. Boy, you sure are nice. The last time I got arrested I didn’t have my ID, and when I told the cop my name was James Bond, he hit me with his flashlight.”
“Well,” Andy joked, “I guess he was lucky you didn’t put his light out!”
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