A lot of people will tell you what they think you
want to hear,
instead of what you really want to hear…
and that’s “the truth!”
Lisa’s dad, Lyman, retired and is now living
the good life in Florida.
“I always wondered why so many older folks go to church on Sunday,” he said,
“and I finally figured it out.”
“Why?” Lisa wanted to know.
“Shucks, they’re just cramming for the finals!”
They Can’t Handle Bars
When I went to high school in Decatur, a small Indiana town in early 1950s, not too many guys had cars. But there were a couple of kids who drove brand new, cherry red convertibles, and those guys always seemed to get the prettiest girls. This taught me a valuable lesson. Pretty girls don’t like to ride on handlebars!