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SCHINDLER SEZ

YOU CAN’T HAVE A “FIRST CLASS OPERATION” WITH SECOND CLASS PEOPLE!

 

A Healthy Plan

I think it’s obvious that our health care system needs to be overhauled. There are just too many people who cannot afford health insurance. Even for the insured, a major illness or disease could, financially speaking, wipe out entire families and force countless hard working Americans into bankruptcy.

However, rather than Congress trying to shove a two thousand page health care bill down our throats, that in all probability not a damn one of them read, know what it’s going to cost, or how to pay for it, wouldn’t it be better if they took a few months to study some of the best health care programs throughout the world that really work? Like the ones in Germany, Japan, and some other countries. Then Congress could incorporate the best features from these programs and come up with a plan that would truly work, be cost effective, and in the best interest of all Americans. To me this makes so much sense that I’m certain many of our, to hell with my constituents what’s in it for me, congressman would never consider.

 

No Crap

Tonight I finished off what had to be about a gallon of that horrible concoction that one has to drink to clean out their colon before a colonoscopy. And let me tell you, for about six hours Mr. John was my best friend. That is, until that awful drink finished its dirty work. Well, at least now no one can say, “I’m full of crap!”

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Jim Schindler

A graduate of John Carroll University and a successful businessman, the founder/ CEO of Bandido's Mexican restaurants. Jim writes the "Schindler Sez" column in the newspaper. He also authors a series of books of short, true, and humorous stories. > Read Full Biography > More Articles Written By This Writer