Over time, truth triumphs!

The Wiper

I walked into my favorite Mexican restaurant and sat down in the bar.
“Kim,” I yelled at the bartender, “throw me a towel. This table needs wiped off.”
“I’ll get it,” she said from behind the bar.
“Just throw me the towel. I’m a pretty good wiper and I can prove it.”
“You can?”
“Yeah, my briefs are spotless.”

The Lousy Catch

In ancient Greece, tossing an apple to a girl was a traditional way to propose marriage.
If she caught it, it meant she accepted. But if she dropped it, did that mean he was a lousy catch or was she?

I’m Stick’n to it!

Did you know the earth gets heavier every day due to falling space dust? That’s my excuse, and I’m sticking to it.

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Jim Schindler

A graduate of John Carroll University and a successful businessman, the founder/ CEO of Bandido's Mexican restaurants. Jim writes the "Schindler Sez" column in the newspaper. He also authors a series of books of short, true, and humorous stories. > Read Full Biography > More Articles Written By This Writer