Here are a few of the marriage proposals, which appear in The 2007 Old Farmer’s Almanac. 


•I was doing housework while my Romeo watched TV. During a commercial break, he asked me to “fetch him another cold one.” When I returned with his beer, he looked into my eyes and said, “How would ya like to do this full-time?”

•”I never asked your mother to marry me. I merely wanted to know if she could marry a man like me. I didn’t have the heart to tell her that she had misinterpreted my question, so I thought it best to go along with her.”

•We met on a blind date. We talked for hours, through a cruise on Boston Harbor and dinner. That evening he said, “Someone is going to marry you and it might as well be me.”

•He looked at me very seriously and asked if I wanted to get married. If I did, I could get an engagement ring; if not, he was going to get a new gun.

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