Short sermons make happy parishioners.
Twenty-seven-year-old Jason called his father after he checked into a four star hotel in Chicago.
“Dad, they’re having a Victoria Secret audition here and there must be at least a thousand girls in the hotel.”
“Are they Cute?”
“They’re gorgeous. They have to be, to be a Victoria Secret models.”
“Are you going to ask one out?”
“Yeah, but I figure if I ask them all out, one of them is bound to say yes!”
Cats & Dogs
& Santa Claus
If cats call their Santa…Santa Claws.
What do dogs call theirs? Santa Paws!
The Egg & Nog
Rudolph had a red nose
The reindeer were agog.
They thought it was a miracle,
But he loved the egg and nog!
Merry Christmas & Happy New Year
To all my friends and readers in Waynedale and the Fort Wayne area, “You’re the best!” God bless!