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SCHINDLER SEZ

December 17, 2010 Jim Schindler

Short sermons make happy parishioners.

Jason’s Hope
Twenty-seven-year-old Jason called his father after he checked into a four star hotel in Chicago.
“Dad, they’re having a Victoria Secret audition here and there must be at least a thousand girls in the hotel.”
“Are they Cute?”
“They’re gorgeous. They have to be, to be a Victoria Secret models.”
“Are you going to ask one out?”
“Yeah, but I figure if I ask them all out, one of them is bound to say yes!”

Cats & Dogs
& Santa Claus
If cats call their Santa…Santa Claws.
What do dogs call theirs? Santa Paws!

The Egg & Nog
Rudolph had a red nose
The reindeer were agog.
They thought it was a miracle,
But he loved the egg and nog!

Merry Christmas & Happy New Year
To all my friends and readers in Waynedale and the Fort Wayne area, “You’re the best!” God bless!

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A graduate of John Carroll University and a successful businessman, the founder/ CEO of Bandido's Mexican restaurants. Jim writes the "Schindler Sez" column in the newspaper. He also authors a series of books of short, true, and humorous stories.

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