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SCHINDLER SEZ

If you take enough steps, you’ll get there.

 

That Smarts

I’m going in for hernia surgery Friday, and frankly I’m a little concerned whenever anyone is cutting that close to my manhood. What if the scalpel slipped? Uhooo, I bet that smarts!

 

The Cocky Wife

A lady friend once told me, “My husband rules the roost, but I rule the rooster!”

Hmmmm, I thought to myself, maybe that’s why she’s so cocky.

 

The Turkeys

No matter how many turkeys are consumed on Thanksgiving, there will always be plenty of them around.

Why…I’ll even bet you even know a few!

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Jim Schindler

A graduate of John Carroll University and a successful businessman, the founder/ CEO of Bandido's Mexican restaurants. Jim writes the "Schindler Sez" column in the newspaper. He also authors a series of books of short, true, and humorous stories. > Read Full Biography > More Articles Written By This Writer