Generally speaking, we don’t hear the things we don’t want to hear.
My old buddy, Joe Jauregui, and I went into the West End Restaurant for lunch. When our waitress brought us our drinks, it looked like she was trying to pick something off the table.
“What are you doing?” I asked.
“Oh, I’m just trying to pick some fuzz off the table.”
“Good,” I replied. “I hate fuzz; especially when it’s in my navel.”
Another Wives Tell
It’s practically impossible to snore with your mouth closed. Could that be the reason so many wives tell their husbands to keep their mouths shut?
In a race for quality there is no finish line.