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Thank God for computers.

For without them,

who would we blame our screw ups on?


Close To

Whenever someone asks Lary for directions, he replies, “Don’t give me the address. Just tell me what tavern or liquor store it’s close to, and I’ll get you there.”


The Investor’s Creed

When the stock market’s up, he’s a genius.

When the market’s down,

his broker’s an idiot.



There is a t-shirt business called

Save the Ta-Ta’s.

I assume the owners thought the name, Ta-Ta’s, would be titillating enough to get everyone’s attention…especially the men’s.


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Jim Schindler

A graduate of John Carroll University and a successful businessman, the founder/ CEO of Bandido's Mexican restaurants. Jim writes the "Schindler Sez" column in the newspaper. He also authors a series of books of short, true, and humorous stories. > Read Full Biography > More Articles Written By This Writer