THINGS THAT I FOUND HELPFUL BY LIVING THIS LONG
1.The purpose of fighting is to win.
2.The sword is more important than the shield, and skill is more important than either.
3.The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental.
4.Don’t pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he’ll just kill you.
5.If you find yourself in a ‘fair’ fight, your tactics suck.
6.I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.
7.When ‘seconds’ count, the cops are just ‘minutes’ away.
8.Beware the man who only carries one gun. HE PROBABLY KNOWS HOW TO USE IT!
REPORTED:
The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented on his wearing his sidearm. “Sheriff, I see you have your pistol; are you expecting trouble?”
“No Ma’am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have brought my shotgun.”
A GOOD ANSWER:
I was once asked, by a visiting lady if I had a gun in the house. I said I did.
She said, “Well I certainly hope it isn’t loaded!”
To which I said, “Of course it’s loaded; it can’t work without bullets!”
She then asked, “Are you that afraid of someone evil coming into your house?”
My reply was, “No, not at all. I am not afraid of the house catching fire either, but I have fire extinguishers around, and they are all loaded too.”
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