The more you love…the better you’ll feel.

Love is Wonderful
Love is a wonderful thing: the more you give, the more you get.
And no matter how much love you give, you’ll never run out!

She could use it!
When Brian walked into the house, his wife met him with, “You forgot today was Valentine’s Day again, didn’t you?”
“No,” Brian lied.
“I was going to get you a box of candy, but I figured you were sweet enough.”
After her tirade, Brian thought, damn, she’s not really that sweet, I should have gotten that box of candy!

The Result
St. Valentine’s Day is for lovers,
That’s what the poets say,
But the result of their love’n,
Is just nine months away.

Happy Birthday Abe…wish you were here!

Enjoy this author? Comment on this article online, read past articles and view this author’s biography on

Latest posts by Jim Schindler (see all)

Jim Schindler

A graduate of John Carroll University and a successful businessman, the founder/ CEO of Bandido's Mexican restaurants. Jim writes the "Schindler Sez" column in the newspaper. He also authors a series of books of short, true, and humorous stories. > Read Full Biography > More Articles Written By This Writer