SCHINDLER SEZ
It’s always easy…when you know how!
The Thinker
A few years ago there was a popular slogan, “Think before you drink.”
So when a preacher ran into a young man who just stumbled out of a bar, he said, “Son, did you ever hear the slogan, “Think before you drink?”
“I am thinking,” the young man answered slurring his words.
“You are?” questioned the preacher man.
“Yeah, I’m thinking about having one more before I have another.”
Not Another
I must admit that I enjoy life, like to kid around, and am kind of a punny guy. So today, when my office manager, Holly, told a corny joke, my son Jimmie, looked at me and said, “Dad, she’s turning into you.”
“O God,” I replied, “I hope not. I couldn’t stand another me!”
Definition
Uppis: What a person is suffering from when he goes around with his head uppis derriere.
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