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SCHINDLER SEZ: RIGHT & LEFT, NO BULL & HALLOWEEN MOUSE

It is better to have it and not need it…than it is to need it and not have it.

The Right and Left

Politically speaking, have you ever wondered why Conservatives are called the “Right,” and Liberals the “Left?”
A verse from the Bible (Ecclesiastes 10:2), tells why.
“The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left.”
Thus sayeth the Lord.

This is no Bull
After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he began roaring.
He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him dead.
Moral: When you’re full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
~Will Rogers

The Halloween Mouse
On Halloween eve some kids came to my house,
Dressed as goblins and witches and one like a mouse.
Like polite little monsters, they said, “Trick or treat please.”
But the one little mouse squeaked, “May I please have some chese?”

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Jim Schindler

A graduate of John Carroll University and a successful businessman, the founder/ CEO of Bandido's Mexican restaurants. Jim writes the "Schindler Sez" column in the newspaper. He also authors a series of books of short, true, and humorous stories. > Read Full Biography > More Articles Written By This Writer