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SCHINDLER SEZ

A wound from a cutting remark…never heals.

Rough Sailing
(The names have been changed to protect my derriere)
Since Matt and Lisa both work, they share the household duties.
Yesterday, as Matt was finishing the laundry and was folding a pair of Lisa’s panties, she walked into the kitchen.
“Look at these,” Matt said, holding her panties up, “these suckers could sail a ship.”
Needless to say, it has been rough sailing at Matt’s house for many a day.

iPads
Are iPads sanitary?

No Drive
We should be careful about taking driving privileges away from the elderly. After all, do we want to lose our drive when we’re old?

Words of Wisdom
Be tough minded…but tender hearted.

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Jim Schindler

A graduate of John Carroll University and a successful businessman, the founder/ CEO of Bandido's Mexican restaurants. Jim writes the "Schindler Sez" column in the newspaper. He also authors a series of books of short, true, and humorous stories. > Read Full Biography > More Articles Written By This Writer