SCHINDLER SEZ

A kind word is a joy forever.

Tanks
In gratitude for the Army’s help in forcing Hosni Mubarak out of office, the people of Egypt say, “Tanks.”

The Shack
I’ve seen a lot of shacks in my time, but none of them could play basketball.

Not Work
If you can’t wait to get up in the morning and go to work, you don’t work. Because when you do what you truly love to do…it’s not work.

I Like You
Phil, a scrawny, nerdy looking, young lawyer, just graduated from law school. His first client was a huge man, with a rap sheet as long as your arm. While he was studying his client’s lengthy record, the law-breaker asked, “How long have you been lawyering?”

Phil glanced at him, hesitated for a moment to choose the right words and then answered, “Not as long as you’ve been committing crimes.”
“Booooy…I like you!” the accused replied with a big smile, much to Phil’s relief.