The smartest kid in the class is not necessarily the one with the best grades.


Lary Knows Lary

“Lary,” his friend, Pizzie, asked, “have you ever been married?”

“Nope,” Lary answered, “I’m not that stable.”


The Country Conception

One Sunday, in a small rural, Indiana town Jerry dropped by his son Dave’s house for a visit. After jawing for awhile, they decided to go get some more beer. Somewhere outside of town, on a dusty, remote, country road Jerry pulled over and just sat there.

“Why did ya pull over here for, Dad? Do you have to go?”

“No son, I just wanted you to see where you were conceived. But don’t tell your mother I showed ya.”


More Wise Words

“A government big enough to give you everything you want, is big enough to take away everything you have.”

Thomas Jefferson

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A graduate of John Carroll University and a successful businessman, the founder/ CEO of Bandido's Mexican restaurants. Jim writes the "Schindler Sez" column in the newspaper. He also authors a series of books of short, true, and humorous stories. > Read Full Biography > More Articles Written By This Writer