SCHINDLER SEZ

I’ve been to San Francisco, and thank God I didn’t leave my heart there, because I wouldn’t want people to think I’m a heartless old…Well, you get the idea.

‘You cannot help the poor by destroying the rich. You cannot strengthen the weak by weakening the strong. You cannot bring about prosperity by discouraging thrift. You cannot lift the wage earner up by pulling the wage payer down. You cannot further the brotherhood of man by inciting class hatred. You cannot build character and courage by taking away people’s initiative and independence. You cannot help people permanently by doing for them, what they could and should do for themselves.’

Abraham Lincoln

 

The Calves

Jimmie’s mom said to her friend, Mary, “Look at his calves.”

“Wow,” her friend exclaimed, “they’re huge! They look just like yours. But, I have to admit, they look a lot better on a guy!”

 

 

The Fourth

It’s amazing how much a fifth will make the fourth a lot more fun.

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Jim Schindler

A graduate of John Carroll University and a successful businessman, the founder/ CEO of Bandido's Mexican restaurants. Jim writes the "Schindler Sez" column in the newspaper. He also authors a series of books of short, true, and humorous stories. > Read Full Biography > More Articles Written By This Writer