SCHINDLER SEZ

If everyone was the same…
life would be pretty damn boring.

The Toilet Seat
I don’t know why some women get so upset when a man doesn’t lower the toilet seat. I’d think that they’d be happy he raised it. After all, isn’t it easier to put it down then to wipe it off?

Hittin’ Bottom
(An Ode to the Porcelain Throne)
“The seat was up again,” she said,
As angry as could be.
“I lifted it, to keep it dry,
So you wouldn’t get mad,” said he.

“I sat down,” she continued on,
“And fell right in…you lout!”
“My dear,” said he, “You might have drowned,
Thank God you bottomed out!”

A No Brainer
Never let your mouth work faster than your brain!