SCHINDLER SEZ

Is that Rancid smell in Iowa coming from the hogs, or is it coming from the politicians?

Schindler’s first rule of law…avoid lawyers!

She Still Won’t

The man, next in line at Walgreen’s, watched as the cashier rang up a customer. When the automatic change dispenser didn’t work, the cashier smacked it and, lo and behold, the correct change came rolling out. “I just love doing that,” she said with a mischievous grin.

“So do I,” the male chauvinist customer replied, “but my wife still won’t work!

Schindler’s second rule of law…avoid lawyers!

Those Fools and Our Money

It’s hard for me to understand why the United States of America is still giving billions in aid to Third World and other countries, which is too often misappropriated (a nice word for stolen), or squandered, while we go deeper and deeper into dept. Only a fool gives his money away when he can’t even pay his own bills. Would somebody please explain this to the President, our elected officials and the bureaucrats?

Finally, don’t you think that money would be better utilized if it was spent on fixing our economy and taking care of our own?

Schindler’s third rule of law…keep avoiding those bad boys!