Author: Mrs. Waynedale

Ooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I just have to tell you that I’m almost over the Gilly Whumps or whatever my mom used to call what I contacted about once a year. Now days everyone says I have allergies, the doctor says I have ... Read more

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh- hhhhh I just have to tell you I got a fan letter recently or should I say a non-fan e-mail? It seems I’ve offended a certain person who says she represents all of Waynedale in telling my editors “. . . our” thoughts ... Read more

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh I just have to tell you what we did the other day and no it’s not dirty as some old fogies have written in to complain about because I dared to speak of our love life. I think they complain because, “… they ain’t gettin’ any,” ... Read more

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I just have to tell you, Wayne and I went for a drive the other day. You know the usual drive to the post office, the bank, the hardware, Walgreen’s, Hill’s Market, and we filled the gas tank on Caddy just before the price jumped ... Read more

Oooooooooo- ooooohhhhhhhhh I just have to tell you that although I had a good time over the holidays, I’m really glad to be back home and, “. . .  in the groove,” as my little granddaughter would put it. She’s so sweet. Just the other day she wanted ... Read more

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh I just have to tell you about our little excursion during the Christmas and New Year’s vacation week. It was just delightful. We stopped at Papa John’s on Bluffton Road to get a couple of pizzas to take with us to nibble on while ... Read more

Oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I just have to tell you that Wayne and I want to wish each and every one of you lovely people out there who read our quaint little column of us and our happenings in and around our little village of Waynedale, Indiana ... Read more

Oooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I just have to tell you that me and Wayne, er, Wayne and me, uh, Wayne and I, whatever, had just the loveliest time on Thanksgiving Day and for most of that weekend for that matter. We got up and had the nicest turkey ... Read more

Ooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I just have to tell you my cute little tubby hub pulled a surprise on me recently and it sounded like he asked if I wanted to do a Pickle visit or visit a pickle, whatever. No, I didn’t have to fain a headache; ... Read more

Ooooooooo- oohhhhhhhhhhhhh I just have to tell you, Wayne, my little dumplin’, did the clumsiest thing recently. He spilled hot coffee in his lap. Oh, I don’t mean that was the worst clumsiest thing he’s ever done; it was the beginning of a chain ... Read more

Ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh I just have to tell you, Wayne and I got the urge the other night to have some Hot Sex with our popcorn/TV watching ritual. It was Thursday night you know and the Big Bang Theory was on and we just love it to pieces and ... Read more

Ooooooohhhhhhh- hhhhhhh I just have to tell you, Wayne and I have just the grandest times on weekends in and around Waynedale. We’re suckers for a garage sale, a yard sale, or a rummage sale. When we were up in Boston a few years back we went to ‘tag’ ... Read more

Ooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh I just have to tell you; my little tubby hubby Wayne is into gynecology or geniology, or something like that. Anyway he’s looking up dead relatives. He’s driving me up the wall with his going down town to the new ... Read more

Interview with Mrs. (Wayne) Dale ... Read more

Oooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I just have to tell you Wayne and I both got an itch at the same time, so we decided to scratch it. Now stop that; I know what you’re thinking; that’s just an old timey expression that means we both had an idea ... Read more

Ooooooooooo-ooohhhhhhhhhh I just have to tell you the latest in our quest for ‘FREE’ coffee with meals for seniors and other compensations for us in the Waynedale area which I think should cover all of Allen County and as much of the state of Indiana ... Read more

Ooooooohhhhhh-hhhhhhhh I just have to tell you what we discovered recently. There’s a Farmer’s Market in Wabash, Indiana every Saturday. We discovered it recently when we went for a drive. Wayne, my cute little-wake-up-early-and-wanted-to-play ... Read more

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh I just have to tell you; Wayne and me, or is it Wayne and I? This crazy English, actually American language is so confusing at times. I know what they say down South; they just say, “We’uns” and Ya’ll.” Anyway, we got caught in a ... Read more

Oooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh I just have to tell you that we just got back off of a short too-few-days vacation and I must say, we had a ball. We frolicked freely most every day in the sun and we “re-nude” our tans. Oh we had some wet weather but we ... Read more

Ooooooooooo-ooohhhhhh I just have to tell you Wayne and I enjoyed seeing a lot of you over Memorial Day weekend. It looks like the parade was a huge success even with the threat of rain looming about. I love parades but I think ours is too short. ... Read more

Oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I just have to tell you about what my little tubby hubby Wayne and I did early one Thursday morning a few weeks ago. OH NOT THAT; I know what you’re thinking. We do get out of bed once in a while you know AND away from our ... Read more

Ooooooooo-ooooohhhhhhhhh I just have to tell you that my little Tubby Hubby darlin’ Wayne and I went for a drive the other day. I just had to get out of the house for a while. I sat and looked at the laundry basket, the dishes, the vacuum cleaner, ... Read more

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh I just have to tell you, Wayne and I got so excited the other night. Wait; wait; wait. And just what did you think I’m talking about anyway? We decided to go out to a Mexican restaurant. We got the hungrys for something hot and exciting ... Read more

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh I just have to tell you, Wayne and I are going on vacation and I just don’t have time to go visit any place that’s exciting this week but I found something that someone sent me and I thought I’d pass it on to you all. I think it was meant ... Read more